Invitation

By invitation · Founding contributors

Be part
of the proof

Our lab is finishing the validation run that comes before certification. The run needs a set number of real specimens, and we’d rather they came from people who already trust us than from strangers.

Toxin Test · complete panel $399.00
Founding contributor credit −$399.00
Due today $0

The complete test, covered in full. In return, your specimen helps complete the validation run.

A DetoxU collection tube held in one hand

01 What you’re part of

Before a lab can release results to anyone, it has to prove the instruments read true across the whole range they’re built to measure. That proof is built from real specimens, run under the same conditions yours will be.

Every specimen is a point on that curve. Enough points, and the lab is certified. That’s the whole ask, and it’s why your report can’t come back before the run is finished.

YOU

Validation run · in progress

What we need
One urine specimen, collected at home and mailed back in the prepaid envelope.
What it costs
Nothing. No card, no shipping, no strings.
When results come
Your report is generated as soon as your specimen is run, then held until certification is granted. Our current estimate is about four weeks from the close of the run. We’ll tell you if that moves.
What we ask
Mail the kit back, and answer a two-minute survey about how the collection went. That’s it.
Said plainly The test is not yet certified, so nothing here is a diagnosis and no result is released early. We’ll write to you as the run progresses, whether or not there’s news.

02 How it works

01

The kit arrives

Plain retail packaging, everything inside, nothing to buy or assemble.

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You collect at home

First morning sample, filled to the line. About five minutes, start to finish.

03

You mail it back

Prepaid envelope, any mailbox. We confirm the moment the lab logs it in.

04

Your report is held

Generated straight away, released the day certification clears. You’ll be among the first.

The DetoxU Toxin Test kit, opened
The part we won’t dress up Four weeks is our honest estimate, not a promise. Certification timing sits with the accrediting body, not with us. If it slips, you’ll hear it from us before you hear it anywhere else.

03 What comes back

A complete panel of 76 analytes: metals, mycotoxins, and the industrial compounds that turn up in ordinary homes. Each one is plotted against reference ranges, in language you can actually read.

Detected isn’t the same as harmful, and the report says so. A test result is a measurement, not a diagnosis.

Sample figures The values on these screens are simulated. Yours will be your own, and they arrive once certification clears.
Sample DetoxU report screen: Your report · overview

Your report · overview

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Your kit
is waiting

One order to place, and it’s yours. Your code is applied when you continue, so there’s nothing to pay and no card to enter.

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Use the same name and email at checkout.

The DetoxU Toxin Test kit, closed

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What happens next

TodayYou place the order. Nothing to pay.
2–4 daysThe kit arrives. Collect on any morning that suits you, first thing after you wake.
Same weekMail it back in the prepaid envelope. We confirm as soon as the lab logs it in.
~4 weeksCertification clears and your report is released.
One small ask, later When the kit comes back we’ll send a two-minute survey about the collection itself. It’s the only part of the experience we can learn from today, and it’s how the people after you get a better one.